What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?
 

I have liked this girl for probably about 2 weeks, but i havent produced enough courage to introduce myself. What is the best way to introduce yourself to a girl?

"nice shoes........... wanna fuck?"

Troll. An identical thread was started like a week ago.

Yup, and if the funny doesn't start by noon EST this one will be deleted

Walk up to her, ask her if she wants a fish sandwich, then show her....The Goods.

So this guy named "sofaking" wants to get laid...


-Ted

IP addresses are only off by 2 digits, sooooooo the last one was funnier and this one will be deleted VERY shortly

"Hi, I have an FC" <---- Guaranteed panty dropper
"Hi, I have an FD" <---- Guaranteed boxer dropper
"Hi, I have an FB" <---- Guaranteed overall dropper

"Hi my name is Brian. Want to come on a cross country journey with me? I have a nice FC with a custom engine install. You may have to push the car at sometime though." :smilielol5:

Are you serious right now? This is incredible

LOL!!!!

"You might need to bring some exhaust sleeves too."

I shouldn't say anything though. If we make it to DGRR I don't want to have any problems on the drive across the country LOL.

As far as the OP though...I also find it funny that the OP never came back in the other thread too.

The Rotary Gods will not be kind to any of you!!!!!!!

The other idiot, who I'm assuming is the same idiot, and now a banned idiot, only updated his sig to have some sort of spam

seems that I started the funny!:party:

Maybe a better line is "Hi my name is Brian. I don't like stretched tires, but I would like to stretch your ass hole!" :rofl:

Vages.... when you stretch a-holes that much it leaves an odor in the room.

"Hi, my names Jeff... do you like linguini?"

Careful Eric, weren't you the one saying that you guys were going to rent a.... wait... don't tell me.... a TRAILER!!!! FOR SHAME!!!!!

^Hey, I'M not the one wanting to trailer my car, that's Zico. LOL I know mine can make it and I want to drive it. I'm gonna need to reinstall cruise control first though haha.

And to do the cruise control, I'm going to need to move my coils...which is where info from you comes in LOL. Do you have any kind of write-up on how you did your coils? Or was that on 7club and the almighty keyboard warrior Mar3 scortched-earthed it? LOL