DUDE! I drive a vert! IS yours S4 or something? I keep hearing people complain about it being slow, and the NA fc in general being really slow... but that is a ton of bullshit!
Yes, it may not exactly be "FAST" fast, but "cant get out of its own way"? My car is in terrible condition atm, has a surging idle, coolant leak, and looses like all power at 7,000 rpm for some reason, but it's not "slow" at all! Maybe you just expect too much from a 3,000lbs, 150hp (if that) cruise car? The vert really is a cruising car, after all.