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So the other day, my neighbour comes over.
Says "hey, you sonofabitch! your dog came over to my yard and beat the crap out of my cat"
"oh really?"
"yeah, he chewed the tail right off poor mr. whiskers!!! What are you going to do???"
I says - simple, take your cat into Walmart, they're the biggest re-tailer around.
ba dum psht
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