Why are RX8's so fucking slow?

[RICE RACING]

SO I came back from the farm to the ghetto today, ready for work tomorrow and this is the E-Mail I sent an associate of mine who has a soft spot for RX8's never understood why cause whn I test drove one they were fucking slow as! for a 'sports car' side by side run next to my daily 4WD proved to me today beyond any doubt LOL:

"Hey boys,

Went back to melbs today (shit hole!) haha.

Had a drag race with a Mazda RX8 (in the mighty FJ!!!) he was in front of me, he absolutely cained it (had his missus in the car lol) I was right behind him, we both took off flat from standing start at lights (I herd the little shitcunt revving to 9k rpm lol)……….. I pulled out from behind him and kept the Jandal into it banged it up into 2nd and 115kmh in 80 zone and pulled 3 cars on the nugget, shitcunt had his window down and got deffened by my induction noise when the Vtec kicked in YO!..... Once I got into third the little faggot (with immense shame) decided that was it, he had enough, I could see his missus pointing at my number plate RICEFJ!!!!!!!!! FTMFW!!!!!!

Drag Warz on STUD Road lol 

I always knew my FJ was faster than a RX8, just never had chance to prove it head to head.

GET ON IT!

Peter
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