MG Midget Madness (i.e. It was either this or kill it with fire)

[GySgtFrank]

Originally Posted by TitaniumTT

Had one at the club, thing put up to the most ridiculous abuse imaginable... The only thing or did not survive was being dropped in the bilge and submerged. Bought another, lasted until some asshole kicked it off the dock. It still worked for a day or two after being brought up from the deep... After that they bought the crap ones.... That I once intentionally dropped from our crane

That always seems to be the problem with buying nice things. Somebody borrows them and either destroys it or conveniently forgets to return it.